Hello! Thank you for joining me once again on these dating escapades.
So in part 1 you read about how I was not looking nor on a paying dating website and met some men.
Well I have two more contestants that hit me when I first really got into social media about 5 years ago.
I will also call these the peen flashers. I think that is self explanatory.
MEN… whyyyyyyyyy must you take pics of your man part and send it to us women when we have either asked you NOT to or you just ASSume we want to see your peen?
The contestant #3 was a guy who SAYS he was in med school to become a forensic doctor. *Note the emphasis on SAYS… Catfisher? I digress…* He was cute, attentive, and witty. So far, so good, right?
Sure… we’re having a discussion about our childhoods after day 3 of meeting online and out of NOWHERE sir says to me he has a large peen. WTH does THAT have to do with me OR this discussion sir????
I say nothing…I let him babble on…
#3: Well when I was in 4th grade I remember going into the school bathroom stall and comparing my peen with the size of the cardboard toilet paper roll.
Me: ……………………………………………… oh
#3: Let me send you a pic to show you what I’m talking about.
Me: Noooooooooooooooooooooo I believe you. I don’t need to see it.
Me: SCREAMING *throws phone* while my phone dings with about 5 inappropriate pics
Me: Straight cussed him out and then silence forever and ever and ever and ever. Amen.
Now contestant #4 was a devout Christian man. He talks about God every day. Reads his Bible for a “Rhema” word, and is head musician at his church. Proceed with caution Toy b/c these are usually the BIGGEST freaks. Dating in the church is an entirely different bag of groceries, blog post and discussion!
So in our first ever conversation we’re doing a Q&A type interview.
Welllllll somewhere we veer into him….
#4: *whispering* well *clears throat* I’m very well endowed… when I was a little boy… I went to the bathroom….
Me: *LMAO!* STOP right there sir. LOLOLOL… ok… now let me tell you wherever you are about to go with this…I’ve heard it before! So don’t even…
#4: crickets… (feelings hurt) …ok.
Me: Take care. Have a nice life. Lose my number.
REALLY?????????????? Note to self… 1) Stick to your original purpose of using social media for networking. 2) It could take even longer to find a decent man walking on this earth. Sighhhhhhh
I guess some are on social media for the wrong things JUST like they are offline and in person! Now there have been social media meetings for myself in the last 5 years that have actually turned out to be fantastic personal & professional connections. The above are probably theeeee worst I have encountered.
Until we travel down the dating lane again… have fun, be safe, be cautious, wash your body with SOAP, brush your teeth and gargle with somebody’s Scope or Listerine. LOLOLLL. Bye!
*Featured pic source: Bostinno (http://bostinno.streetwise.co/all-series/the-one-week-i-tried-online-dating/)